Ladies and Gentlemen.
I have discovered the future. I have stumbled upon an innovation that in the very least will change these DA forums FOREVER.
A new insult, a new vile nonsensical name to call someone.
I present to you:
It's inherent genius unrivaled. The word in it's self sounds ugly and vile, offensive yet... Having no basis in English. It's meaning and status as a swearword is nonexistent, ambiguous. Perhaps you're calling someone a turtle? A turd? Or perhaps you're just calling them a fucking turt!
Lets try it out.